82 on Thursday, 12 on Tuesday. Looks like it’s officially fall in Kansas City! 🍃 🍁

Things my teenager says: “This rice is pretty good. Your rice making skills are pretty hit-or-miss. I’m not ungrateful, I’m just honest.”

So much here, not even sure how to unpack it.

Things my teenager says: 😑 (All of my teenagers have been very unhelpful the last few days and haven’t said anything funny at all. Booo! How’s a WFH dad supposed to have fun with three reasonable teenagers?)

Do I really need multiple pairs of glasses on my desk? I guess so. Add in the pair on my head and I’ve just about got two pairs per eyeball.

Things my teenager says: “I was more outstanding” (than my siblings).

We’re working on our humility still.

Things my teenager says: “I’ve already eaten MIIIIIINE.”

“2020 is like looking both ways as you cross the street and as you step off the curb you get hit by an airplane falling from the sky.” Via Herding Cats

What a day it’s been. Oh, it’s only 1 pm? 😭

Things my teenager says (to his brother): “You’re so kickable.” 🙄

Things my teenager says: SLURP SLURP SLURP “I feel like it tastes better when I smack my lips.”