Things my teenager says: “You always embarrass me. Remember when you went to the bus stop with me the first day of middle school? I was so embarrassed.” This was four years ago. And besides, I’m the cool dad, right?
Thus was born my new clothing line: Don’t be embarrassed, I’m the Cool Dad.
(To which my son says “Don’t do that! It’s worse when you think you are cool!” Mission accomplished 😎)